The entire reason that men’s bodies have the testes hanging around on the outside is to keep them cool. Just remember that if you buy this product and ever plan to have children . . .
There’s a new product called the Testicuzzi, and it’s a mini Jacuzzi for your testes. I guess you just fill it up with hot water, flip it on, and let the bubbles give your boys a nice, comfortable soak.
The website says it’s great after a long bike trip, horseback riding, or accidentally getting hit in the groin by a ball or a kick.
If you’re interested, they’re taking pre-orders now for $40. They’re set to ship in early December.